The funniest and most concise review in my message board comes from Idol Hands: ''Sanjaya — toss baby out with 'Bathwater.' '' But Deb2125's critique isn't far behind: ''Sanjaya should take up all 3 of the places in the bottom 3 — his hair, his rail-thin body and his horrible frail voice.'' And then there's Missy, who shared this tidbit with other TV Watch readers: ''Let's just say I now know what hairdo to use to pull off my Sanjaya Halloween costume later this year.''

What did you think of tonight's results show? Were any of you as unamused as me by Ryan's fauxhawk wig? On the flip side, doesn't Wild West-cop drag really work for LaKisha? No, seriously! What was that weird falsetto noise Chris Richardson made when Ryan declared Melinda was safe?